1 Cooking with Hot Flashes 11 -- 2 Take Our Money...Please 19 -- 3 Exercising Our Prerogative 24 -- 4 I Left My Chin in Ol' Zimbabwe 29 -- 5 They're Out to Rule the World 33 -- 6 Fountain of Youth Uncovered 40 -- 7 Ultimate Word on Aging 44 -- 8 Another Fine Mess 49 -- 9 Brain-Aerobics 55 -- 10 Ten Things You Don't Realize Until Middle Age 59 -- 11 It's Not Just the Economy That's Sagging 61 -- 12 Sandman Cometh...But He Delayeth 66 -- 13 Not by a Hair on My Chinny Chin Chin 70 -- 14 Bumper Stickers for Middle-Agers 73 -- 15 Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace 74 -- 16 I Am Not Hungry, I Am Not Hungry, I Am Not Hungry 78 -- 17 Raven-ing 82 -- 18 Super Senior Bowl 85 -- 19 Classic Tunes Updated for Aging Baby Boomers 89 -- 20 High-Fiving Thighs 92 -- 21 Going Through the Changes 95 -- 22 Suggested Movies for Middle-Agers 101 -- 23 When I'm an Old Lady 102 -- 24 Striking It Rich 105 -- 25 Broadway for Middle-Agers 109 -- 26 All Puffed Up 110 -- 27 Reversal of Misfortune 115 -- 28 Rise and Fall of Cellulite 119 -- 29 Until 125 -- 30 Picture This 127 -- 31 Geritol Gangsters 130 -- 32 Laugh Lines 134 -- 33 Ten Commandments for Aging 138 -- 34 Will Work for Respect 140 -- 35 Comb-Over Conspiracy 143 -- 36 Pistol-Packing Gramma 147 -- 37 Pleasin' the World 151 -- 38 Excuse Us 154 -- 39 First Impressions 157 -- 40 Dream a Little Dream 160 -- 41 Ten Things I Knew I Would Never Forget 163 -- 42 For He Was a Jolly Good Fellow 164 -- 43 I Hear Ya 168 -- 44 Outgrowing Fun 171 -- 45 Ten Things to Do the Day You Retire 175 -- 46 Another Way to Look at It 177 -- 47 Advantages to Aging 180 -- 48 Bookkeeping 101 181 -- 49 Caretakers 186 -- 50 Sending My Regrets 190 -- 51 Things You Might Have Been Looking For 193 -- 52 Survivor 195 -- 53 What Was That? 199.