Have a nice guilt trip / Lisa Scottoline, Francesca Serritella.

Scottoline, Lisa. (Author). Serritella, Francesca Scottoline. (Added Author).

Summary:

"Lisa and Francesca are back with another collection of warm and witty stories that will strike a chord with every woman. This four book series is among the best reviewed humor books published today and has been compared to the late greats, Erma Bombeck and Nora Ephron. Booklist raved of the third book in the series, Meet Me At Emotional Baggage Claim, "readers can count on an ab-toning laugh session, a silly giggle, a sympathetic sigh, and a lump in the throat as life's moments are rehashed through the keen eyes and wits of this lovable mother-daughter duo." This fourth volume maintains the same sterling standard of humor and poignancy as Lisa and Francesca continue on the road of life acquiring men and puppies. Ok, to be honest, Lisa is acquiring the puppies, while Francesca is lucky enough to have dates with actual men. They leave it to the readers to decide which is more desirable and/or or easier to train"-- Provided by publisher.

Record details

ISBN: 9780312640095
Physical Description: viii, 279 pages : illustrations ; 22 cm
Edition: First edition
Publisher: New York : St. Martin's Press, 2014.

Content descriptions

Formatted Contents Note:

Homely Remedies 5 -- Shades of Gray 8 -- Baby Fever 11 -- Fun for Free 14 -- With Apologies to Mary Poppins 17 -- Married-Ex Milestone 20 -- Brusha Brusha Brusha 24 -- Mother Mary and The Fighting Scottolines 27 -- Mother Mary Misbehaves 31 -- Third Month's the Charm 34 -- Scent of a Woman 38 -- With Apologies to L'Oreal 41 -- Bon Voyage? 45 -- In Which I Officially Hit the Wall! 48 -- William Wordsworth Needs a New Password 51 -- Love and Marriage, Then Divorce 54 -- You Say Tomato 57 -- Call of Jury Duty 60 -- To Catch a Predator 64 -- Dog Years 67 -- I'm on It, Walt 71 -- Stage Mom 74 -- Extra Extra Crispy 78 -- Ovarian Contrarian 81 -- Saving Grace 84 -- Be Careful What You Wish List 87 -- I Know It When I See It 91 -- Stars and Puppies 94 -- Milk Shake 98 -- True Meaning of Words 102 -- Rolling Without Homies 106 -- Happy Thanksgiving 109 -- Novelistic 112 -- Post-Puberty 115 -- Gym Rat 118 -- Gifts for Him 122 -- Mother Mary and the 600 Thread Count 125 -- Season of Giving 128 -- Happy New Year Dotcom 131 -- Being Good in the New Year 134 -- They Call Alabama the Crimson Tide 138 -- Unreal Estate 141 -- I Want a Name When I Lose 144 -- Thought Bubbles 148 -- A Dog's Pursuit of the Far-Fetched 151 -- Fish & Game 154 -- Recipe for Disaster 158 -- Number One Can Be Hazardous to Your Health 161 -- Urban Studies 164 -- Season to Taste 167 -- Airport Insecurity 170 -- Festival du Crime 173 -- Relationship Spoiler Alert 176 -- Engagement Ring-A-Ding Ding 179 -- Extremely Speedy Delivery 182 -- Frankenfood 185 -- Demanding 168 -- Old MacDonald Takes Manhattan 191 -- Desitin Days 195 -- Mother Mary Talks to God and Luis 198 -- With Our Powers Combined 202 -- God, Man, and Prada 205 -- Hobby Horse 208 -- King Baby 211 -- Politics and Farm-Fresh Eggs 214 -- Handygirl 219 -- Mother Nature Is a Bad Mom 223 -- Make It Twerk 226 -- Gangrene Thumb 230 -- Reply Hazy, Try Again 233 -- Restaurant Wars 237 -- Greased Lightning 240 -- Do the Meth 243 -- Suing Stevie Wonder 246 -- Ho for the Burn 250 -- Magic Kingdom 253 -- A Wall of Guilt 257 -- Mrs. Uncle Sam 263 -- Mother Mary Twerks It Out 266 -- My Grandmother Is Not the Same 270.