Meet me at emotional baggage claim / Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella.
Love and tomato sauce are thick in the Scottoline/Serritella household, and Lisa and Francesca s mother-daughter turned best-friends bond will strike a familiar note to many. But now that Lisa is a suburban empty-nester and Francesca is an independent twenty-something in the big city, they have to learn how to stay close while living apart. How does a mother s love translate across state lines and over any semblance of personal boundaries? You ll laugh out loud as they face-off over the proper technique for packing dishes, the importance of bringing a coat in the summertime, and the dos and don ts of dating at any age. Add feisty octogenarian Mother Mary to the mix, and you have a Molotov cocktail of estrogen, opinions, and fun.
Record details
- ISBN: 9780312640088
- ISBN: 0312640080
- Physical Description: viii, 262 pages : illustrations, portraits ; 22 cm
- Edition: 1st edition
- Publisher: New York : St. Martin's Press, 2012.
Content descriptions
| Formatted Contents Note: | Meet Me at Emotional Baggage Claim 1 -- Shakespeare Was No Dummy 6 -- I Love You, Man 9 -- Motherhood Has No Expiration Date 13 -- Ode to Vance Packard 16 -- Cushy 19 -- Field Guide to the American Male 22 -- Boxers or Briefs 25 -- Tickle 28 -- iBurglars 31 -- Homebodies 34 -- Once Upon a Time 37 -- Moving On 40 -- Advertise Here 43 -- Insecurity Clearance 46 -- Fawning 49 -- Starry Starry Night 53 -- Many Homes of Mother Mary 56 -- Happy Birthday 61 -- Aftershocked 65 -- Stroke, Stroke, Bail, Bail 69 -- Facts of Life 73 -- Southern Exposure 76 -- Wag the Technology 79 -- Kicking Tuches 82 -- Labor Day 87 -- I Stink, Officially 91 -- You're So Vain, This Is About You 94 -- Shortcut Sally 100 -- Doggie Universe 103 -- Unspecial Delivery 106 -- There Was a Little Girl, Who Had a Little Curl 111 -- Final Curtain 114 -- Emotional Baggage 117 -- Willpower and Won'tpower 121 -- Hairy and Crazy 124 -- Very Personal Shopper 127 -- 9/11, Ten Years Later 130 -- Gateway Paint 135 -- Gateway Brownie 138 -- Bittersweet 143 -- Plan C 146 -- Snow Job 150 -- Lisa Hits the Eggnog 153 -- You Can Never Buy a Gift for a Mother 156 -- And Many Happy Returns 159 -- Controlled Freaks 162 -- Dating at the Speed Limit, or the Bad News 165 -- Skype Appeal 169 -- Dating at the Speed Limit, or the Good News 173 -- Girl with a Pearl Earring 176 -- Magic Mushrooms 179 -- Mythical Beastie 184 -- Blizzard of Oz 187 -- Mother Mary and the MRI 190 -- Grandmother Whisperer 193 -- Feet Don't Fail Me Now 197 -- Slip Sliding Away 201 -- In Which Spunky Teaches Me About Mother Mary 205 -- Subtext 208 -- In-box of Letters 212 -- Spoiled 216 -- To Everything, There Is a Season 220 -- Hang-Ups 223 -- Nobody's Passenger 227 -- All We Have to Do Is Take This Lie and Make It True 231 -- Called to Order 235 -- I Am Mother Mary 239 -- Get Well, or Else 243 -- Gadget Girl 246 -- Jazz Hands 251 -- An Open Letter from an Open Heart 254. |
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| Subject: | Scottoline, Lisa. Serritella, Francesca Scottoline. Mothers and daughters > Humor. Women > Humor. Women. Womyn. |
| Genre: | Humor. |
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- 22 of 23 copies available at NC Cardinal.
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| Location | Call Number / Copy Notes | Barcode | Shelving Location | Status | Due Date |
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| Statesville Main Library | 818.5402 SCO (Text) | 33114017216748 | Adult Nonfiction | Available | - |
| Bladen Main Branch | 818.54 SCO (Text) | 30441100649441 | Adult Nonfiction | Available | - |
| Canton Library | 818.54 Scottoline (Text) | 33115007230771 | Adult Nonfiction | Available | - |
| Eden Library | 818 S (Text) | 31554009476572 | Adult Nonfiction | Available | - |
| Farmville Public Library | 818.54 SCO (Text) | 23900000099362 | Adult Nonfiction | Available | - |
| Forsyth Central | 818.54 S (Text) | 0112519428869 | Adult Nonfiction | Available | - |
| Harnett County Main Library | 818.5402 Sco (Text) | 33630004179672 | Adult Nonfiction | Available | - |
| Haywood County Main Library | 818.54 Scottoline (Text) | 33115007223131 | Adult Nonfiction | Available | - |
| Henderson Main Branch | 818.54 S (Text) | 33258006969484 | Adult Nonfiction | Available | - |
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